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There's more than 20 different herbs and spices in this barbeque blaster. On the grill, in the oven, or just mix with sour cream for a dip that's out of this world.

Customer Review: Devilishly Delicious & Hellaciously Hot

I once believed that my adamant taste buds could withstand any spicy food thrown at them. I was a titan in the realm of taste testing, able to devour entire buckets of habanero chilis without batting an eyelash. I could take shots of pepper spray to the eyes without even flinching. I would travel to restaurants all around the world, searching for that one bite that would melt my face off and force me to gulp down an entire lake's worth of water. I believed that I was invincible. Until now.



When the fallen angel Ba'al showed up at my doorstep offering me a bottle of this stuff, I was initially skeptical. "Yeah...uh huh," I said with a cocky smirk. "Alright, Red. Pop that top and pass it over. I'll show you what's up." How naive I was.



This ain't your momma's habanero BBQ sauce. No siree. This sauce was bottled in the deepest, hottest layers of the Abyss. It was taken from the same molten moat that encircles Beelzebub's fiery palace. Suffice it to say, I wasn't expecting the disastrous effects that liquefied brimstone can have on a human trachea.



While the sauce was amazingly tasty, I now have a gaping hole in my throat and my face has now been literally melted off. That's the only reason why I removed a star from my rating. I don't think my horrid disfigurement is going to be helping me much in the dating department. Also, this sauce isn't exactly what I'd call a "viable condiment", seeing as though it instantly incinerates almost any food item it comes in contact with (the exception being my grandmother's indestructible dinner rolls).



Touché, Satan. It seems I have finally met my match.
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